I don't care if you follow me or not I'll still love you.
- Andrea (ahn-drey-ah)
-18
- Denver, CO
-Ask me anything, bro.

astoldbygingerr:

astoldbygingerr  

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

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purtie:

كن على سلام (be at peace)

purtie:

كن على سلام (be at peace)

mightyfinevalkorian:

A guide on how to give a blowjob:

image

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sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

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  • horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

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tonyabbot:

dating me counts as community service

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